Just For FunDid you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on.....
A local doctor called us out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked. He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately. Upon arrival we lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said 'If it's still there in the morning, give us another ring.
Plumbing is the only profession where you'll hear your boss say, "Be sure your 'joints' have lots of 'Dope' in them!"
Your crap is my family's bread & butter.
A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, "Oh, he's a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others educations."
A good flush beats a full house every time.
A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak.......and fix it also!
In what way is a Doctor & Plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes.